Words of Wisdom?

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"Words of wisdom make good sense; but the thoughts of a fool make no sense at all." (Proverbs 15:7).

We all know that Solomon was the wisest man who ever lived. And he's the one who said, "Words of wisdom make good sense." So in light of that insight, take a look at these twelve tidbits, and see if they "make sense" to you....

1. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
2. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
3. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
4. He who hesitates is probably right.
5. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
6. The severity of the itch is proportional to the extremity of the reach.
7. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
8. Don't sweat petty things... nor pet sweaty things.
9. Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
10. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
11. Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
12. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you!

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